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    18 hours ago

    Star Wars. They were part of the rebel alliance and traitors to the empire. But, the cops couldn’t hit anything until one of them broke out a shotgun loaded with heat-seeking shot and fired it point blank. Don’t judge too harshly. They can’t see a thing in those helmets.







  • Give that test to everyone. It’s just basic reading comprehension with a simple logic question and a simple math question. Even just that would disenfranchise the vast majority of American voters.

    My point wasn’t that a test is a good thing. It’s an incredibly horrible idea.

    My point is that the vast majority of Americans know less of their history than their immigrants. And, the vast majority of Americans are now in favor of repeating one mistake or the other because they don’t know their history.

    My evidence is that my suggestion above is predominantly upvoted.




  • My first job in high school I asked what my title was. I was a mail clerk.

    The owner of the company, as a joke, had business cards printed up for me that read: Deputy to the Assistant Vice President of Mailroom Operations.

    I felt kinda special until he also printed some for his dog and started handing them out to any visitor that pet him.