Meh, I’ve had a good… Fair… Adequate… I’ve had a run.
Meh, I’ve had a good… Fair… Adequate… I’ve had a run.
It turns out the Republicans were the real Red Scare all along.
Honestly a proper panic button would have an alarm go off and speed dial 911. But I’m sure people would abuse it.
Dear Donald J. Numbskull: the fact that Elon never sleeps and kisses your ass does not mean he’s efficient, or even understands the concept.
Yeah but at least we limit ours to small scale atrocities committed by civilians, and not all-out civil war. And proxy wars. And not-a-war-wars. And helping others with their own wars genocides.
Fuck. Nevermind I guess.
Well it’s not legally considered cheating if it’s gerrymandering.
I’m not going to hold my breath. But if this happens I will laugh for a minute straight.
Start putting liens on his big dumb buildings. That should get his fucking attention.
Wow that’s crazy that such a thing could happen. What are the chances.
Yey your brain makes up an approximation of reality at best. It’s the weirdest fucking thing.
Well even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Stupid, stupid Amazon. How did they not see this coming? It’s been a trend lately.
How afraid are you of retribution if you tried to unionize?
Yeah I know. We live in hell.
Okay this is easy if you’re an American. Whichever one’s the cheapest, unless it’s an obvious life or death situation or head injury. That’s it.
Are we sure he didn’t just have somebody Photoshop him into the picture that came with the frame?
I’m sorry sir, but I know about the court order that you’re required to remain no less than 500 feet away from any upholstery.
Facts? Integrity? What the hell are you talking about? We need a ratings bump.
CBS executives, probably.
Anyway Walz is gonna eat Vance’s face for dinner and then shit down his throat hole. I look forward to catching the highlights reel online.
Good. I hope nobody wants bananas for a while.