I was just thinking this past week that if cocaine was legal, there’d probably be someone trying to make an industry out of scent-infused cocaine cut with vitamins or pollens or something for “health,” targeted at hipster millennials.
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So… Vagina scented cocaine?
You are an evil genius
How much to snort it straight from the clam?
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“cocaine is illegal”
Genius Billionaire “But what if it wasn’t”
Innovation
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Adblocker fuckery = nope. :/
Bibbity-bobbity-boo: https://archive.ph/CTNOY
Then sell cocaine. It’s not that hard. You don’t have to not do things just because they’re illegal, don’t be such a pussy.
In Europe it’s called “Faster than Uber” and you get your drugs faster than it takes to call an Uber.
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It works fine with uBO
Just the wrong people are making the money
Hmm…
If you have money, you can literally get away with anything despite not being legal to do so cuz you can just buy the authorities instead
Elite: does cocaine
Courts: haha silly boy
Brown person: does cocaine
Courts: THIS EVIL MUST BE STOPPED
I’m pretty sleepy in the morning…
