But as AI expert Justine Moore pointed out on social media site X

HAhahahahahahah

Idaho - failing to make the Southern Red State Shithole playoffs again this year.

True. Ain’t nobody “reopening” debate except corporate news holes.

as the president of Concerned Veterans for America, from 2013 until 2016, describes him as being repeatedly intoxicated while acting in his official capacity—to the point of needing to be carried out of the organization’s events. The detailed seven-page report—which was compiled by multiple former C.V.A. employees and sent to the organization’s senior management in February, 2015—states that, at one point, Hegseth had to be restrained while drunk from joining the dancers on the stage of a Louisiana strip club, where he had brought his team.

Oh those concerned veterans! Such concern.

Well hopefully these two fine old gents will remain happy and healthy to a ripe old age. I certainly hope nothing terrible and swift befalls them. Yep.

In other news, science has indications the sun may be hot as a muthafucka.

Indeed.

You’re feeding the neighbor’s cat wrong!

I’m mad I had to read the whole thing to figure out what the fuck was going on.

It’s open season on consumers. Americans, born into consumerism, raised on consumerism, and soaked in the purifying propaganda of consumerism on a daily basis are confused. “Why I can no buy as much?”

Because (as a nation) we don’t delete Facebook, we don’t get off Xitter, we don’t stop watching TV ads, we don’t pirate media, and we do the same things we’ve always done - watch TV (or as the kids say, “looking at the Internet”). They’re just picking us off one service fee at a time.

The answer is simple and relatively easy, we just don’t wanna.

I followed instructions to install Debian on a spare drive and gave it a go and do you know what, it was fine. It made me realise 90% of what I do is in a browser anyway, so why did I have a hang up about having the exact same browser experience in a slightly different operating system?

That’s how it’s done people. Alright let’s go 2025 Year of the Linux Desktop (Again)! Chop chop! Let’s move out!

Oh man that reminds me when my friends and I would sneak off after gym and go around behind the basketball courts to affirm our gender. Good times, good times.

You have GOT to be shitting me.

Edit: wow. It was almost everything I hoped it’d be. What an incredibly stupid hateful shithead. The fact that she looks like a Real Housewife is just perfection.

Hey don’t you worry about it… In the next three point five years you’ll see an amazing growth and national prominence in the incredible third parties our “lefty” friends have been promoting as they have the time and inclination to do the hard work it takes to become a presidential contender.

Next Presidential Election when they’re all like “I refuse to vote for either party” it’ll be because [insert party name here] has been on fire in all 50 states and is ready to take down the duopoly! Go get 'em! Everyone hates the Dems, let’s carpe the fuck outta this diem! Yeah!

Or, y’know, just bitch about everything for 3.5 years, do nothing, and fuck it up again. Whatever. I doubt there’ll be an election anyway so - pressure’s off!

“changing cultural pressures”

Right

Would anyone be surprised if there were literally zero human beings invovled in this story?

Well it worked, didn’t it

It’s sad he was a Qanut but he was a fixture of being home sick as a kid.

All glory to the HypnoCat

Well sure but these are the same mouth-breathing cloven-hooved dipshits that elected trump.