It’s a Goddamned Mystery

He says he lies.

Corporate News: “creates stories”!

As someone who’s been annoyingly and loudly complaining about this for eight years . . . I’m tired.

He is that app

Po-TAY-to, Po-TAH-to.

Either. Both!

Mexicans are rapists. Military heroes who endure captivity are weak losers.

I wish any of it made a fucking iota of difference to his pithed cult.

Well . . . there’s a . . . special . . uh, clause . . no, an . . uh . . “X factor” if you will. A “suprise element” to the law. An . . . extra layer, say, of jurisprudence in this case that the AG’s office of the very not-impeached-for-corruption Ken Paxton has elected to enforce, as they say in court filings, “with prejudice”.

Now, should there be . . . other? . . . Catholic priests who are - let’s say, hypothetically, just for the sake of argument here - who are perhaps under investigation for the same or worse crimes - well, now. That would all depend wouldn’t it. In Texas. Or, possibly Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky or . . .“Other”.

Hey . . . hey, guess what bananas look like. (whisperwhisper)

*snkks*

Yes. Again, as we here all know, THAT’S THE PLAN.

When they crammed these bullshit ‘certification’ laws through in early 2021 (what else happened then? Nothing i guess) it was lying in wait for this moment coming up in seven weeks.

Maybe corporate news could explain that to Captain BigTruck and the Book Burnin’ Karen Klubs around the country. Instead of doing the absolute least possible and pretending they’ve done their job.

Of course, but that’s because you’re already engaged with both politics and the written word. Qanon Qaren needs to see the words Trump Lies in black-and-white a lot, so the message begins to sink in.

The more the headlines don’t say it the harder it is to win, and the longer this whole trump horror continues.

And they know that

I don’t think dumbing down the wording to “Trump lies” will do anything to improve it.

Respectfully, I disagree entirely. The whole point is the headline. Because trump’s supporters don’t read articles. The headline is the closest we’re going to get. The fact that every corporate news organization (yes that includes NPR) goes to incredible lengths to NOT say he lied is proof enough they’re doing it deliberately. See “falsely claimed”.

It’s not like he takes all the money he gets from people and stuffs it under a mattress somewhere.

You should look up the reason Chris Christie was fired from the transition team. (I can’t find it now, but TLDR was the money donated to create trumps transition team was being spent on the transition and he fired Christie for “stealing his money”) One of trumps defining characteristics is he literally does take all the money he can find and squirrel it away. The list of people who have sued him for non payment is enormous.

Yes, Trump’s campaign has unpaid bills in multiple U.S. cities

I guess compared to his exciting legal teams from the impeachments (see Michael Wolff’s Landslide) he’s gotten it through his head he has to pay some people some time.

I still doubt he will though. That he owes them is a given.

Goddamn NPR, look how far out you had to go to avoid saying he’s a liar, he’s demented, he’s anything.

You see that don’t you? Look: “Trump’s own version of reality” what is that? What? “version of reality”? By itself that doesn’t make any sense. Contextually we all get it, but why can’t you say something more concrete? Why leave it all cloudy and non-specific? (Don’t tell me fear of being sued - that’s a red herring. You’re telling me the billion-dollar media organizations (and NPR) can’t fathom how they might swing a first amendment case against a convicted felon and pathological liar? Bullshit.)

And “continues to confound” damn - confound does it. Like, what, they can’t understand his genius? You see how you’re leaving the out there? Don’t do that. Stop it. Be a proper journalistic entity. Call it like it is. Don’t be afraid.

That’s his “thinking” face. He literally spent hours in front of the mirror to practice these faces.

The interview with his production assistant on The Apprentice was very interesting.

He’s represented in some of these cases by major firms doing a respectable job.

Mmmmmm gonna need some examples there.

That’s like - the very tippy-top flower icing on layer after layer of shit cake that is trump. No, he does not know what anything is. He’s also a demented rapist and a pathological liar. Then there’s the whole selling-us-out-to-russia thing.

My point is - his ignorance regarding how stock markets work (despite being surrounded by people who probably do) is not even in the top 100 things about him that are horrifying and sad.

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Yeah South Carolina and Kentucky fucked up royal when they could have booted Decephus and Moscow Mitch.

They lost the whole time in 2016. Until sometime in November.

Do Not Coast. Pull! Pull! Pull!