Have your butler do it for you

Russian does, because the rising intonation is the only thing that differentiates a statement from a question in many cases. Eg “You a good driver.” Vs “You a good driver?” Both are grammatically correct, and only the intonation makes it a question.

Vietnamese doesn’t really rise at the end of the question unless that’s the way the last word is anyway. Some questions end with a low sound. Some questions are evident by a small word cluster (sounds like “Fai La”) after the subject but before the object that basically mean “this is a question and not a statement.” Or “I’m asking not telling”

The shopping list on the suspect’s fridge apparently required

• Nebula
• Tangle
• Horse
• Piper
• Green
• Sharp

Our technician called Coles and Woolies, who confirm these are not regular grocery items, and then he had a lightbulb moment: Beat the suspect with an extension cord until he gave up the seed phrase

I use this strat in Factorio

It just might

Command & Conquer

He probably shit his pants at the deafening sound of an MRI machine being quenched, and had to leave quickly to change them.

Turn the other cheeks

You people are never satisfied!

He would rather die than be a judge who goes to prison.

“what’s a phone?”

“I don’t know why my fingerprint isn’t working” (biometrics are disabled)

“I don’t remember my passcode” (it’s a pattern input field)

“The guy at the phone place changed it for me”

“It’s never really worked right.”

“There’s no Google on it tho.” (What does this even mean?)

“Who do you need to call anyway?”

“Can’t you just use your own phone?”

Just act like the dumbest creature on earth.

For those that haven’t seen:

“I want you to invest with me as hard as you can.”

“This lettuce is too spicy for me D:”

It’s not money laundering to sell dumb shit to idiots, like coins to magas, or bathwater to thirsty teenagers, or dogecoin to me

If possible, wait until after they die

Isotopic tagging. Nice.

You can tell by the taste

Doomba

You can get jobs like that, sure. Normally called GIS analyst (geospatial informations systems)

For a while, the Australian Secret Intelligence Service GIS job applications were less about ticking boxes and more looking at a satellite image of a structure and being asked, “what is this, where is it, and why is it interesting”

And the answer might be "Its ostensibly a wastewater treatment plant, its in southern Iran, and its interesting because the truck parked next to the liquid chemical tank farm has an ISO gas storage trailer, not an ISO liquid storage container as might be expected.

From my cold, dead hands!

Israel:

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