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minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoA couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month agoA fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 month agoOh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
minus-squareCornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoIs he into extreme sounding?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoI think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance. I think they’re underestimating his stupid
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoThat makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoNo, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
minus-squareHubertManne@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agooh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.
minus-squareCeruleanRuin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoNot where you stick it.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·1 month agoYOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 month agoWell, alright. Just checkin’
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoand I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
minus-squarekamenoko@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoLa-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoHe doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoMore cushioning for the pushioning
A couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
A fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
Yeah, but there’s this thing…
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Oh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
Is he into extreme sounding?
I think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance.
I think they’re underestimating his stupid
That makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
No, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
oh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.
Not where you stick it.
YOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
No.
Well, alright. Just checkin’
and I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
La-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
He doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
More cushioning for the pushioning