• jonne@infosec.pub
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    3 months ago

    “I paid some detectives to go up to Canada and you wouldn’t believe what they found! Why yes, they’re the exact same guys that have been in Hawaii for a decade looking into Obama, why do you ask?”

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        3 months ago

        Giuliani can’t afford to go to Canada. Sadly, he probably wouldn’t be able to find it even if you flung him over Niagara Falls with a trebuchet.

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          3 months ago

          I heard they can launch a 90 kilogram scumbag who’s as dumb as a rock up to 300 metres away.

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          3 months ago

          Would Canada let Giuliani in? Canada has standards, and 9 felonies, even when not convicted yet, is a red flag.

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            3 months ago

            You can’t get into Canada if you have a DUI. Trump would need special permission to enter Canada.