LMFAO

eltoos up! i’m still figuring all this shit out

oh, there aren’t ninja edits here. so, edited to add the “i’m still…” part

and that part

and this part

Kill him. I’m Canadian. Come at me.

that’s exactly the ideal! i know it feels weird these days to upvote something you don’t like, but it isn’t about what you like. it’s about what you’re showing approval for to the next person.

I don’t know if you like music like this, but it made me smile so why not share? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW48BueSJzo

as funny as it may sound, your reply alone helps us all.

that’s my optimistic projection, i don’t see it going any better anyotherwise.

please stay. we need your doots. this is freedom from reddit.

i agree with the other person who replied.

yo - upvote it if you think it’s worth it for other people to see it, whether you agree with it or not. it might spark a debate. it might sway opinion. but either way, voting for visibility is the best thing to do on a SMALL forum like this. Appreciate lemmy while it’s still small!!!

AND fwiw - your upvotes should probably not be monitored. that would just be a huge dick move (sorry, it took me a sec).

yeah, i’m learning a lot tonight about how special Americans think they are.

to me, it’s one of those by-products of legalization that led to a quality of life improvement for us hoser ents.

THEY ARE TERIFIED.

Why isn’t MSNBC on the vigil? Why isn’t CNN on the offensive? Why did the WP sell out its editorial column?

THEY ARE TERRIFIED.

You don’t even know how bad it is, because the commercial entities that the US has entrusted with their information are now looking out for themselves.

THERE’S A REASON THAT THE PRESS IS THE FOURTH COLUMN. and we get to see why in the worst way.

you can try

I’m just really really disappointed in Time. Like, you had ONE JOB.

I won’t mention on the “bullets didn’t work” comment. But have you ever heard the word “yet”?

The guy is threatening to annex my fucking country. If you have problems with me wishing harm upon your self-proclaimed conqueror, you can eat my leaf. (not you specifically, of course)

God bless the dexterous

Thanks - I’m still trying to figure out what it all means

Thanks for that reply. I don’t have anything to add, just appreciate that.

You must have passed on the roach then :P

I really, really, really hope that one day your country - whichever it is but i can assume - finally legalizes it federally. i can’t imagine what kind of fucked up legal shit yall have to deal with these days. Here in Canada, it’s now being seen as one of the best things our government has done recently.

it’s also why it’s changing now! i don’t know about the US, but here in Canada we sell a lot of pre-rolls. They tend to have longer (paper) filters, and they’re easier to hold like one would a cigarette. most people i see here smoke joints like they would a cigarette now. still looks kinda dainty, though :P

I know this move isn’t made in good faith. But what if it was?

It would mean that ALL “Americans” would need to go back to the place they came from, by their definition.

Birthright citizenship in the U.S. means that anyone born on American soil automatically becomes a citizen, regardless of their parents’ immigration status. This principle is established by the Fourteenth Amendment of the Constitution, which was adopted in 1868.

EDIT - I just noticed it was adopted in 1868. This didn’t have to do with trying to revoke the former slaves’ citizenship, did it?

Reddit crashed on Monday because Hoffman thinks he can fuck with investors like a trillionaire can. Do I need to put the clap hands in between all the words, too?