More like “Crappy Bird” right?

Yeah, in attempting to put the genie back in the bottle, all they end up doing is hurting innocent people.

The MiG is out there, Nintendo. You can’t stop it, and blocking videos from honest content creators isn’t going to change that.

It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

Wait, no – I’m thinking of somebody else, sorry.

This belongs in bear-ly interesting! /s

Kentucky is almost entirely occupied by Kobolds now. Some one brought a pair home from the Realms, and you know how that goes. They’re cute as pups, but before you know it they’re raiding your villages and occupying your ancient tombs.

We only stopped hearing about it because the failed assassin was a right-leaning white male citizen of the USA, and no Republican seems to be able to make political hay out of that, so they’d rather not talk about it.

It’s from anonymous sources, so take it with a grain of salt, but the Daily Beast reports that Trump’s been obsessed with the video of the assassination attempt.

Hold up (fta):

By this November, all creators can only offer a subscription-based plan on iOS as the app store doesn’t support other formats, such as first-of-the-month or per-creation plans. As a result, Patreon is rolling out a 16-month-long migration process that will shift all memberships to subscriptions by November 2025. At that point, subscription-based plans will be the only option available, unfortunately proving Apple’s far-reaching power.

I’m unclear on what this means: is Patreon eliminating first-of-the-month and per-creation plans on ALL platforms? Or just on Apple platforms?

Romana: “Roman­ad­voratre­lundar.”

The Doc­tor: “By the time I’ve called that out, you could be dead. I’ll call you Romana.”

Romana: “I don’t like Romana.”

The Doc­tor: “It’s either Romana or Fred.”

Romana: “All right, call me Fred.”

Mobile strategy, I.E. lack thereof.

in Seeming Violation of X’s Policies

But of course. That is why he bought the company – to become un-bannable.

Yikes, it’s even worse than I thought!

Wow, Elon’s really earning that 45 million billion pay package. 🙄

Edited to fix the number – thanks @RCTreeFiddy@lemmy.world !

AI writing, scraped by AI, producing more AI writing…

So not “gray goo” exactly, but “gray slop”?

Fair. But it is cute, though.

“Strongly-worded letter to follow!”

I doesn’t seem unfair for executives to earn the vast rewards they take from their business by also taking on total responsibility for that business.

Yeah, well done! It’s beautiful.