“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
Well, according to taxonomists, all carnivores are either cats or dogs.
Carnivora are divided into two suborders, the Feliformia, containing the true felids and several “cat-like” animals; and the Caniformia, containing the true canids and many “dog-like” animals.
Can confirm: He stole my girl.
He stole me too.
The rest of the guy:
“$3,000 setup to play a game from 2010.”
I have an RTX 4070 that I’ve been using to play Half Life. I’ve owned my copy for a while, but have never played it.
Drives my wife crazy lol
I’ve been running Half Life for the first time recently. I’m only a quarter century late.
This would have been so much funnier without any text.
Don’t forget how we killed like fucking everything.
A badge I wear with pride.
Any harness will do, really. We don’t even use the harness outside of the car. He does pretty well just being walked on his collar. He only ever pulls if he sees a squirrel. That’s one area where we’re working on training lol
I would be totally unsurprised to find out there’s some pit in there. He came from a shelter, and all the local shelters have tons of pits. His history before the shelter is a big question mark.
BOB! I LOVE IT!!
Also, my guy has a primordial pouch. It flops left and right when he walks. Very funny. Not fat, just at the upper end of a healthy weight.
For those who don’t know:
“I’ve no idea what you’re talking about. This is my chair, and it’s a bloody shame I’m not big enough to move your arse from it when you’ve stolen it.”
Cat, probably.
Spoiler alert: the rice cooking function was analog the whole time.
I also use private mode for searching things that I myself would be appalled to find in my own search history.
My orange cat is the direct opposite. You look in his general direction for even a fraction of a second, and he’s all over you like Grandma’s kisses.
It’s sweet.
But it’s also exhausting sometimes.
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