We promise you won’t be dealt with first, maybe second or third, but not first!

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They’ll just add iodne, pluverize it, and sell it to people to shake on their fries.

A more perfect union, that can establish justice and domestic tranquility. One that provides for the common defense, promotes the general welfare, and secures the blessing of liberty for ourselves and future generations.

I’ll buy their crypto with every counterfeit dollar I can find.

Ah yes, the CCM: “CEO Childcare Manager”

Because education is the devil’s work!

Since when has Jack Black have a problem with political violence? Brought to you by City Hall

So you don’t like actually driving.

Sounds like someone just turned 65. Into the Soylent tanks you go!

All of which can be easily purchased online by anyone.