Serial Philanderer Makes “Moral” Judgement . FTFY

This is the epitome of American “ingenuity” as it promises, promises, promises, and no-one ever actually delivers.

Just. Like. Trump.

How is this not a war crime? Precision bombs? Not targeting civilians? Genocide? Am I the only one who didn’t take a crazy pill today?

So very, very, very many questions. Trump thinks this is a strong response? Fuck.

Crack-tastic observation!! You must be one stable genius. Free hint at this game: if you don’t have a clue just let it go and don’t type.

Apologies - couch fuckers does seem more on target for GOP diaper-wearing cultists. Please enjoy all breakfast meats.

The pig-fuckers are cheating? Say it ain’t so. With apologies to all pigs and related swine - it’s metaphoric, not species-ist.

This one would be newer. A truth lost on us plebes who have to pay for things.

I’d like to take a moment to remind y’all that Clarence “I’m For Sale” Thomas turned down a FREE RV offered by Last Week Tonight. So he’s not corrupt. He’s selective.

Let’s wait and see how he votes on repealing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_v._Virginia

I’m sure he’ll vote his conscience

It’s not a bias, though, they call idiots: “idiots”. That’s not a bias, it’s reporting a FACT. Bias is sanewashing Herr Drumpf’s verbal diarrhoea.

Are they in the room, now? Can anyone else see them?

Sad day for all. He was an icon. Will always be the best Thulsa Doom. And Darth Vader. And Lothar Vogg. And Terrance Mann. I’m gonna stop now. It’s that or cry again. RIP.

Perhaps more importantly, who let that photo of his weenie little hands gently caressing the wreath as if it were his daughter’s ass be released?

ELI5: In 2021 the shitstain LOSER’s team offered zero cooperation with the incoming WINNERS. With the precedent set, why not return the favor: ransack the place, steal everything you can and fuck off to a dirty hole-in-the-wall in a fetid swamp and await subpoena after subpoena, stall out all efforts to bring justice, cavil and whinge about a nefarious and definitely-not-stolen election for four years? If anusmouth-mushroom penis takes power the least he (they? she?) can expect is the same treatment, right? Am I misguided?

At least we know part of the answer to: “How many times does one have to stab a pig to kill it.” Clearly the answer is > 22.

If flying sky-daddy existed the orange gibbon would not. Ergo, in place of a Supreme being we get Mr. Cheeto.

What does it matter? Either way he is UNFIT to have access to launch codes.

“Do that” ? Might do that if the dear leader can keep from shitting all over it.

So, no.

Every accusation is an admission when you’re a cuntservative.

I weep for the serfs under his capricious reign.

Someone getting elected locally, who differs in approach from the Governor is a fire-able offense? That’s some medieval shit.