There used to be one of these almost every time a Valve game got updated.

I mean, why would they?

Hell no

Much cooler (hotter?) but probably more expensive…

Macys owns the name in the US and uses it to mark their toy section. It is super sparse and not at all exciting.

They remove the rear view mirrors a lot too

That seems incredibly wasteful, have you tried like baking soda or something?

They only did that AFTER releasing it as a walled garden that people had to jump through a bunch of hoops to join.

I’m stressed now

This would make a great album cover.

Well that’s the main issue isn’t it? It’s not that the idea is bad, it’s all the cut corners on safety and quality. Same reason I won’t be getting into one of Elons cars or rockets.

From the looks of things, Warner Bros was just the beginning of this practice.