This stands in contrast to the Republican party of today which is almost entirely dogmatic in its beliefs.

Doubles down even when anything it believes is shown to be patently false/immoral/illegal.

They switched back to the much more durable MagSafe (3?) connector. I have 3 MagSafe MacBooks and one usc-c model. The only one I have issues not charging is the USB-C one, and it’s the newest by 2 years.

More like a melted Russian torture bot.

Uh oh, do they have to vote through Huston?

If so, there might have a … problem.

I’ll see myself out.

You mean Jackass Douchecanoe Vance?

on news of Trump saying he wasn’t going to sell.

Can the rubes really be that dumb, or was it all just foreign bribe money looking for an excuse to buy in?

I think the opposition was trying for that strategy, but didn’t think the Dems would actually do it.

I’m happy it’s working out for Democrats so far, and hope it continues.

Gender reaffirming surgery.

She identifies as a real housewife, wearing another real house wife’s face skin as a mask.

It’s also why he wasn’t allowed around the family pets as a kid.

Likely botoxed into that expression forever.

All 35 of them.

Can someone make a Timelapse split screen of the whole thing? Might be interesting to watch his face change, but only if it takes 1-2 minutes max, nobody needs to look at him any longer.

I suspect at least 34% of NASCAR fans are there for the crashes and fire though. Might be humanity’s ratio.

This may be a cynical take, but it would still be Trump on the top of the ticket, and the media would be immediately distracted from his debate failure. He would most likely come out ahead in the end.

His cheeks are always red because he’s always thinking about porn and blushing.

The nothing title gives it away fortunately.

Unless it’s tin whiskers from the early lead free solder…

I fear that shit way more than I was ever worried about y2k bugs.

The problem is he only thinks about himself for EVERYTHING.

And he also knew he had stacked the courts. Which probably made him feel more confident. And it so far is working out.

Fuck I hate this country sometimes.

He doesn’t have to declare anything. It just has to be an official duty, have Seal Team 6 deliver the loan forgiveness letters in bulk. Since the Department of Education is under the executive branch, do it’s fine according to the morons on the Supreme Court.

I’m a straight white married dad and I’m not afraid for me. But I have LGBT relatives who I absolutely fear would be at the very least more discriminated against, not by trump directly, but by the fucking douchbag Christian right who think they’ll be running the place.

The problem with Cheeto Mussolini is that he’s only worried about his own outcome, and if it doesn’t affect him, he’ll let whichever group he owes the most do whatever they want. And they have a plan this time since last time he wasn’t supposed to win either.