it makes me wish i instead spoke one of those pama-nyungan languages where dead people have different grammar rules
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it makes me wish i instead spoke one of those pama-nyungan languages where dead people have different grammar rules
i want them to have the entire company
when donald trump’s alters take over and start fronting mid speech
imagine if he lives and georgia goes democratic by one vote
Jimmy Carter, Alive, Celebrates Birthday
meanwhile, the former president:
the middle class in America goes up to fucking $50 million dollars, Elon Musk could still have these minor millionaires killed for looking at him wrong
the onion should’ve gotten on that a decade ago
they are one bad day from snapping and going full KKK and they’re all deluding themselves into thinking everyone else is the same way
we’ve provided an amnotated dataset that shows that actually almost all the cops are good, please train the AI accordingly :3
Throw Soup At The Oil Execs Instead
i don’t know if the red states would object to the blue states seceding or vice versa, so instead we’d be looking at american interventionism 3: this time it’s personal
increase the size of the house to 100 million members
the harris campaign is young enough that it might reasonably be ept
things that were obvious satire in 2008 are ambiguous now i love 2020s capitalism
they probably would’ve just added [SATIRE] to the title
Alex Jones is a professional grifter and he’d probably be able to take his audience with him. Just buy InfoWars whole and use it to spread facts and science instead
i sorta inferred this about american jews because doesn’t israel give economic incentives to jewish people moving to israel? so the fact that you don’t live in israel says something
i hear they all moved to Owl City