I think you’re thinking of Roy Cohen:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn

I do have one, yes. I’m not currently using it, but if I recall it is basically vanilla OSMC, yes.

The Vero V isn’t too bad: https://osmc.tv/vero/ The hardware is decent, and the remote is surprisingly better than I expected.

I think they’re using this style: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-does-eat-hot-chip-and-lie-mean-the-viral-copypasta-and-meme-explained

Because it’s the Internet, I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not, so… It’s from Doctor Who.

The emoluments clause? https://www.britannica.com/story/what-is-the-emoluments-clause

https://resist.bot/ is a great tool for contacting your reps.