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The first thing I noticed. I was confused, thinking maybe they had an old XP machine lying around to plug in after the main one failed, but then I read further and it was just a stunt
The first thing I noticed. I was confused, thinking maybe they had an old XP machine lying around to plug in after the main one failed, but then I read further and it was just a stunt
Hybrids: the worst of both worlds.
If you want to keep relying on gasoline then just buy an ICE car
It’s like rebrands.
Most rebrands occur because the average marketing person is pretty average and “rebrand” looks good on your CV.
A couple of million later, half way through, customers hate the new brand and the marketing people who started it have already left for greener pastures
Redesigning a perfectly good design that everyone is used to allows you to put “designed Netflix user interface” on your CV, and since management has to spend a ton of money on it, suddenly your team is worth something
Is the joke that the main river in Paris is so polluted that swimmers would need to wear protection?
Never mind that the swimming events would be held in a pool instead
“Fuck off Jesus” memes (or equivalent) are the best
MSSQL in Microsoft* cases
FTFY although arguably Microsoft and Stupid and synonyms
Some things, like honorifics, dont translate well to English.
For example, the -chan, -sama, -kun etc suffixes are super annoying when the English voice actors try to use them.
They’re fine in the English subtitles against the Japanese audio though
Still kind of relevant today; benevolent big corporate appreciating the work of its faithful office slaves
/s just in case
If you’re American and you’ve been eating the food-like product labelled as “Cheese” in your supermarkets then Yes
I found this in my first and second year so I stopped buying them.
Half the time it was just “recommended reading” and the book wasn’t even used in class.
Yep, not gonna shell out $120 per book for “recommend reading”
To be fair it’s probably running on Windows.
All the servers force-restarted due to windows updates, but the update introduced an issue and now the Bing API service won’t start
Keeping shit running on Windows is always going to be a gamble
Sad for those who worked hard and repaid their loans and now get to watch as everyone else gets theirs written off
Consumers: only buy the cheapest regardless of how it’s produced, ensuring a race to the bottom
Producers: lower standards to increase production so they can sell meat for the lowest cost
Consumers when they find out what that entails: shocked pikachu face
Looks like someone set it up just for show. There’s no heat source for the still. The thumper is way oversized for the size of pot and the worm condenser is relying on the surrounding air which won’t be nearly enough cooling, it needs to be submerged in circulating water
The irony of USA citizens hammering on about how free they are and they can’t even legally distill their own liquor smh
There’s a rule banning “self-preferencing.” That’s when platforms push their often inferior, in-house products and hide superior products made by their rivals
Wow, I can see Microsoft fighting this one tooth and nail. It’s basically their whole business model
Based on that logic, the Christian bible is inherently leftist because it’s meant to be shared… whether you wanted it or not
We do exist but you have to really want to come here since it’s so far out of the way.
On the plus side, we don’t really have to worry about getting nuked in WW3 because we are not a strategic target
No, he would become a martyr which would only strengthen the resolve of the MAGA people