Oh cool. Monopolies have never hurt the little guy.

The nature and scope of the request.

Either Funko is lying or their “brand protection partner” is lying. Also, what the fuck does Funko have to protect? The only thing they actually created was those beady little eyes they put on everyone else’s IP.

Ooo, big tough scary guy. He’s just as made of flesh as the rest of us.

Grim isn’t the word I would use.

Now there’s a CEO to get that United treatment.

Oh no. What if they never find him? What if this poor, sweet, humble, *checks notes* absolute monster of a healthcare CEO never gets justice.

Narrator: but he already got justice.

Oh no. How sad for them.

Nah, I think this should tank them as a company. Once a scammer, always a scammer.

Sometimes we need heroes.

Flying bugs often can’t fly when their wings are wet. They go in for a drink, get wet, then can’t get out. If there were some dirt on the edge, they could swim out and dry off, but a glass isn’t made of dirt, so it’s harder to get a grip on vertical glass or glazed drinkware.

Wine and sweet drinks are even worse, because the bugs are attracted to the scent, and they often don’t have as much surface tension as water, which means the bug can’t just land on it, and when they fall in the liquid fills their respiratory system (basically little holes in their exoskeleton).

They’re eating our lunch, and most Americans are too rock hard for gas fumes to notice.

Trump Depression

“Would he do that?”

Killing is the point of land mines? Wow, Tucker must be a genius.

I signed up for a bunch of things with my Facebook account, then I lost my Facebook account. I also lost most of those accounts.

Fuck Zuck.

I didn’t know if you were going to succeed in this joke. Way to stick the landing.

A PSU with an efficiency rating, like 80 Plus, will be more efficient than that PSU, even near 100% load (which it wouldn’t be usually).

It’ll work, but in a few years those cables will be full of dust.