What, you don’t like cold soured apple curd tart cream? It has nutmeg in it!

Ahh, yes. I see you know your judo well.

That is bizarre! Do you think she might have weird stomach acid production? Like, maybe she uses the string to evacuate some sort of gross stomach fluid? I am going to lose sleep over this

Fucking SAME. I bartended and served through college (my degree doesn’t pay well due to YouTube tutorials that have flourished in my industry, lol ouch) and after, and then finally at 30 I started temping in manufacturing, which led to me permanently hired at a huge company with ridiculous benefits, and am now a supervisor in engine assembly that will make 6 figures in 3 years.

I desperately wish I had gone into trade school when I was 18.

Lol the account is minutes, maybe hours old. What a silly little troll

I honestly didn’t know who to write down, maybe Barron? He’s heard of Trump, maybe he would actually want to give a hand to such a wretched soggy being? Or, imagine he might be invited to caddy the clubs behind the cart?

concerned family member shows up - “oh my God, is he ok??”

Aide, visibly shaken - “I honestly don’t know, I’ve never seen him like this…”

concerned family member - "is…is he out there right now?*

Aide - yes… I’m so worried, he is out there right now, just… playing golf, all day, every day… he needs to stop and confront his feelings and all he can do is golf sob"

CFM “earlier you said 27 holes… he must be exhausted just trying to cope…this is really bad”

Aide - “IT IS SO BAD PLEASE HELP HIM!!”

CFM - “God be with me, I will get him to come inside and drink a diet coke. Hopefully he will snap out of this madness…”

Aide - “…please…go with God!”

CFM - “God will guide me to him. Wish me luck!”

removes leather shoes, hops in cart, and speeds away through the green grass, nary a thought to use the given path… this is the most important rescue in the world. People say that it was the most important, maybe, probably, the most important, ever.

Don’t stop, don’t… stop… I’m about to… VOTE

trying to remove the best tool I’ve got

You know what? They told me they were coming for my guns 30 years ago and I ain’t seen a dadgum one of em try…YET

There is no bottom.

I… I am the bottom!

Nah dude both sides are gross y’know?

/S

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I am sure you are fine, and have never supported bad legislation like this. I think that the biggest complaint I’ve seen for old cis white males is their ability to claim victimhood when they are at the top of the pyramid, and to make everything about themselves if you can believe it

It’s just a weird detail for the author to include. It’s a “while I’ve still got you here…” sentence. It’s entirely unnecessary except to make absolutely sure that everyone knows that she is not speaking in favor of those abortions.

Ms. Cecil said that she wanted to make clear to the legislators that “abortion is not black and white,” explaining that every abortion is different. >

Maybe I’m reading into it, but this paragraph stood out to me.

thank you SO MUCH for educating me! I didn’t know ANY of that until you so graciously taught me!

Tooffoundland

OH LOOK A ONE TWO DAY OLD ACCOUNT

Are we 100% sure he isn’t staying awake past bedtime on purpose? I don’t know if there is an argument to be made that because he didn’t hear the trial, they clearly need to hold another one … ?

I feel like cats at least know where to go when it’s loud outside, where to get food/water/rest in the calm, where to get all the pets and lovins before taking off,… I don’t think any animal is ready for bomb shakes but they’ll get to the best place they can faster than we will for protection.

Too attached to their people to leave? How many outlived their adoptive family?

Now, I know nothing about nuthin’, but I would guess any house kitties left behind in active war zone might not have lasted long. This cat in the pic is likely a stray, and he’s seen some shit before any of those assholes even showed up. I bet a lot of house cats did survive, and went on the bring love to a new family as a fellow survivor.

—edit to replace “warrior” with “survivor”, added a word—