deania@lemmy.worldtopolitics @lemmy.world•Churches don’t have to be accessible. That’s a voting rights problem.
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4 months agoAmerican Jesus
(noun)
pronounced Jee-bus
American Jesus
(noun)
pronounced Jee-bus
“The bomb partially detonated, resulting in some minor fire damage”
Apparently he isn’t very good at being a terrorist. It didn’t even manage to knock down the door and I can’t even see any damage in the picture.
If your hot-dog tastes
Like a piece of wood
Who’re you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTARD!
One second, let me try to recreate Ron “I lost a presidential bid to an orangutan” Desantis’s thought process:
Inhale
WE HAVE TO BAN FAKE MEAT BECAUSE ITS MADE BY LIBERAL WOKE COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS THAT WILL LACE IT WITH TRANSGENDERISM AND TURN OUR KIDS GAY OUR REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go disinfect my mouth
I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.