alaphic

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire woke?

But how does the pet companion take Polaroids without opposable thumbs?

Has anyone tried explaining to the fire that climate change is just part of the radical, dangerous leftist agenda? Ooh, no, wait - Show it all the carbon offset credits we’ve got! Cuz those aren’t like the ‘thoughts and prayers’ of climate change policy or anything, and the fire will totally be like, “My bad fam, I didn’t realize”

I thought we were mostly in agreement on this, tbh

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords

Also, the stock market will definitely go down if you don’t. Like, to the floor.

“Lowest in the history of numbers.” “Well, that’s lower than I thought.”

And nothing of value was lost

Is that like the next to last stop before ‘thoughtcrimes,’ or…?

I’m still not entirely convinced that she’s not a lich, tbh