Is that when the crowds have sex louder than the artist’s performance?

If only YouTube ads were as unobtrusive as PornHub’s… one five-second-skippable ad before each video is all I’ve ever seen

There’s nothing contradictory in what is written there.

“The XTX is better - but you don’t deserve it, bitch”

I like this cat photo. Look at her fluffy paws!

“Pharmacists are finding they can see more patients a day by just prescribing the closest thing within arm’s reach”

Seeing more patients is not a good thing by itself

Who’s got time for fact checking? Just assume he’s lying whenever his mouth is open and enjoy the rest of your day

Wait until you hear about this new thing called: one set of rules for rich people & their companies, one set of rules for poor people

I honestly didn’t know albatrosses use fishing rods. I kinda thought you just five into the water and use your beak. TIL!

Have I understood correctly?

I’m always quick!

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😭

Imagine not understanding when someone’s making a joke

“It’S oK tO uSe QuOtEs WhEn QuOtInG sOmEoNe.”

• sik0fewl (emphasis mine)

“Joe” is China Joe’s last name

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/aug/09/wildlife-boosted-by-englands-nature-friendly-farming-schemes-study-finds

Haven’t had a chance to read it yet, but this popped up on Lemmy recently.

You might not change the weather, but you can increase biodiversity which is still good. And you can also lower the temperature by introducing trees

Yes, I can verify it’s been floating around the Internet.

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/f91b794c-999c-412f-9e42-0f7823f13dd5.jpeg

You’re missing the point. For some people, it’s not faking it

I also take all the D I can get 🤤

Just want to highlight something you said because it’s something I see people tripping up over a lot in my own life.

As long as you two are having a good time, the rest really doesn’t matter as much as you think it does.

Keep in mind that your goal isn’t “experience grey and dismal weather”, “eat a very large burger”, “get killed by a venomous animal” (depending on which country you visit), but your goal is actually “my gf and I should have fun”. If things don’t go to plan but you still had fun, guess what? Things did actually go to plan!

EDIT: but also, if following your itinerary is stressing you out, then feel free to skip a day and just unwind and relax so you’re energised and ready to enjoy the next day

At my university, all exams were handwritten (with exceptions for people with disabilities or special needs)

Your knowledge of the Bible is different to mine. I was taught that Jesus lived a perfect life then died as a sacrifice, in exchange for the perfect life that Adam squandered. (Eve doesn’t count because she’s a woman, or something)

EDIT: either way, it’s not something I believe to be true any more