GAU-10s if they want
I am heavy weapons guy
No, I am heavy weapons guy
GAU-10s if they want
I am heavy weapons guy
No, I am heavy weapons guy
Joke’s on you. To compensate for her loss of smell, she developed super hearing. Now she hears you fart every time.
Actually, this name traces all the way back to the first cavewoman gynecologist. At the time, they named themselves based on their professions. Megyn is short for “me gynecologist”.
Sure, just let me buy this one thing first.
Son, shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu.
-JD Vance
They are also very unhappy when others steal their food. So hypocritical.
Did someone say frijoles?
Lawyer: do you have any secret family?
Vance: no
Wife: pulls out controller and presses X
Hey, don’t kink shame.
Couches literally have more cushion for the pushin’
This is depends if there are still top secret documents there.
Driving on the highway
Hood pops open. Can’t see anything. Try to brake but crash.
⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.
Tesla: OTA update successful
Forgive me son, for I have sinned.
I, for one, would love to be bread.
Warm, soft, and moist on the inside. Stuffed with meat like a nice thick savory sausage. Or maybe filled with sweet cream. At least spread with butter and covered with seed. Sesame is my favorite, while poppy is ok.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
They met in a coffee shop and she bought him a drink spiked with an afrodisiac (yes correct spelling). Then while he couldn’t think straight, she tricked him and brought him home where she literally f’d his brains out. During this time she was whispering deep state woke ideology in his ear. After cumming back to earth, he was fully corrupted and became a deep state sleeper agent.
Then he got the covid vaxx and the 5g nano microchips got implanted in his brain and made him a deep state sleeper agent.
Well, most of those points are still valid. It would be insane to put him in a heavyweight title bout today. He wouldn’t stand a chance.
I would also like his kids and managers investigated if they somehow “talked him into it”.
Someone’s insides were definitely getting scooped.