May their birthday cakes be as bland as their souls.
To spoil his legacy like this, he must be so ashamed.
… for being mentally ill and throwing his bible in the trash. Glad they ain’t seen what I’ve been doin in my hotel room to every bible I’ve come across, mhm.
…yet the maga cult exists in swarms, obeying the loudest orangutang with the mightiest cholesterol.
Trying to hang Pence ought to be a strong contender.
Father Apple protects us from all wickedness , including autonomy and any choice unconsidered by Him, mhm.