I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
The markings remind me a lot of my girl. I’m not sure if I’d call my girl polite, lol.
You mean you’ve accepted that the cat is in charge and not the other way around, right? Because yeah, that is what usually happens.
Oof. Yeah, I don’t use my computer for work, so I’d never even thought of that. That’s annoying.
[ Insert “I see this as an absolute win!” meme here ]
Greebles. Only cats can see them.
I used to work nights at a grocery store. The break room coffee was made by a recovering meth addict, and was basically the next “best” thing if only in theory.
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In every way that can possibly be interpreted, yes.