Pot, black, says Kettle, silver, is ‘black’.

Imagine buying a politician’s cryptocurrency Dragons

If someone tells you who they are, believe them.

It’S nOt A bUbBlE!

But then how will we criminalize a massive swath of our population and fill up all of the for-profit prisons?

“Mission Statement” off of Mandatory Fun is totally a style parody of Crosby, Stills, and Nash. Pretty funny too, because it takes the sound of a free love hippie group from the 60’s and uses it to ramble off a bunch of corporate buzz words.

I could see it being a straight parody of their song “Carry On”, but Al usually sticks a lot closer to the original arrangement when doing song parodies.

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys

Whoopie pies aren’t pies, it’s two cookies with frosting between them. Source is I am Pennsylvanian

WHY ARE YOU DODGING THE QUESTION?

Still waiting on that Trump health plan

Maybe don’t make your whole political strategy about tearing people down and try to actually run candidates who are better in some measurable way

former current slave plantation