"With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I’ve got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She’s up to three packs a day!” -Rodney Dangerfield

Maybe he can get a bot to do time for him.

“LL Cool J is hard as HELL!” Yeah, I was starvin like Marvin for a Cool J song. Got to listen to 6 Minutes of Pleasure next.

I do love philosophical discussion. It’s a major passion.

Most community colleges have a couple good Intro to Philosophy classes you might be interested in.

• Do you have a religious affiliation? A lot of people go to the social events of their local church/mosque/temple to meet “safer” people. You don’t even have to be that religious, it’s often just a cultural thing.
• Are there any team sports you are interested in? A lot of places have amateur or informal leagues. Similarly, martial arts classes can be fun. If you have a local rec center (local government, not private), check it out.
• edit: if you don’t like participating in sports, consider becoming a fan. Pick a local team (maybe pro but better minor-league) and join the fan club, start going to their matches and cheering for them. Alternately, find a local fan club for a foreign team, e.g. the local English Pub shows the Premier League games and the Manchester United fans meet up every game.
• What kind of music you like? Local bars, cafes, even some restaurants may set up musicians, and since they’re not some huge concert they can be free or cheap. Support your local music scene!
• You aren’t going to college, but you may want to check out community college. They’re usually inexpensive and you might as well take a class in something you’re really interested in.
• Check out your local public library, a lot of times they have free talks or movies or reading groups.

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” -Oscar Wilde.

I’ll just be happy when we never have to see that guy’s face in the news again.

I’m sorry, but I don’t feel comfortable writing a reply to this comment because the only possible intelligent replies involve profanity or hate speech. Would you prefer a nice cookie recipe instead?

It doesn’t have to be this way. Somewhere in the past something went wrong.

Jimmy Savile sexual abuse scandal

Most Americans don’t know about Jimmy Savile btw.

Therefore courage == stupidity, and cowardice is smart.

The whole album is outstanding.

I never really “got” Bach until I saw smalin’s visualizations. Now I realize how brilliant Bach is.

I always kind of assumed our anthem was Die Woodys - Fichtl’s Lied.

He’s very dumb

Maybe he just doesn’t respect you. Try catching and eating a mouse in front of him, and I guarantee he’ll fist bump you.

You can usually find an invidious instance if you look through redirect.invidious.io. For example, if I try the servers for https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=aQsWzL7_RiI the 6th one down currently works.

cut back on sugar

One type of snack/dessert I do: get a slice of high-fiber bread (toasted, or not), and put a bit of honey or jam on it. Much better than a pastry, bc I can control exactly how much sugar is there.

Hey, what happened to that? People were pondering like mad just a couple days ago, but all of a sudden it stopped.

“Part of Reach”

I dug this when I was a kid. Used to snicker about the title, of course. Feelzd bad when Beavis & Butthead made fun of them.