Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?
Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?
The sea lion roars at this clear example of pernicious favouritism.
A broken clock, twice a day…
Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!
Are bacteria Republicans?
Also, your comment was gold. This is for you:
Now that the camo Harris Walz hat sold out, restock but in tinfoil?
He do not feel ashamed!
Hip deep in the Pepto
I got five on her like Ben Folds
I got more tail than that PetCo
You faker than some Sweet’N Low
Yeah, you got some silverware
But really, are you eating though?
That sounds like a good way to get shot…
Terms. Of. Service.
Cat: “I know exactly what I am. I am the ceaseless wheel.”
“No recession, for realsies! Now be optimistic and rack up that debt! Maybe get another mortgage! Don’t worry, this economy is fire!”
/- the Bank, with absolutely no ulterior motive behind its messaging whatsoever
I hope bears are not like cats, where brushing can cause a sudden switch from happy purring to happy murder spasms.
🎶We don’t talk about couches, no no no🎶
Here you go