Thank fucking Christ he’s old and will be dead soon. That’s all I’m holding onto right now.

Well I haven’t experienced this level of disappointment since childhood.

I refer to him as, “Voldemort lookin’ motherfucker”

Honestly, they’ve become my uniform. Comfort - ✔️ Full range of motion - ✔️ Full coverage - ✔️

High waist compression leggings are my go-to. Even when I’m cycling you can’t see the top of whatever underwear I chose to wear that day.

I didn’t realize Siri and the cats were conspiring. Yesterday I went into the living room to investigate a ruckus and found one of my cats sitting on the couch while the home pod in the window sill was playing Mumford and Sons.

That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.

Well. The administration would be consistently brain wormy I guess.

It’s captivating, really. I can’t stop looking at it.

Looks like that one in the background is next.

He always looks so confused in his photos.

Bone Spurs McShart can only buy one of those medals like his buddies the Adelsons did so of course he thinks it’s better.

Secretary of Trichinella has a nice ring to it.

Goddamn, I love that speech every time I hear or read it.

Edit: unsaladed the thing.

The photo is kinda creeping me out in ways that I don’t have words for. Did someone leave the Necronomicon open again?

You know, maybe I’m getting old but I remember a time when the Republican Party wasn’t running on a platform that consists of nothing but batshit crazy. I’ve never been a Republican but there was some semblance of sanity there and not this soup sandwich of bathrooms and genitals. Jfc.

Tim Walz, America’s Dad.

If chosen for Vice President I vow to go out and rob a liquor store on Day 1.

That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.

DEI turned me into a newt!