Ildsaye [they/them]

with your support, Halloween can win the war on Christmas
let unlimited ghastly apparitions haunt the yuletide world
denying it the forgetting of its many crimes

They are Juche-necromantic skeleton warriors, traveling by ghost train, which as we all know cannot be detected by radar, and are capable of traveling by historical railways that no longer exist

I took the RISK of investing in making workers build the unicycle profit scooper

I’m surprised they’re even testing, much less made people mask after a positive. On brand for neoliberals to take half-measures too late but only because it’s an investment on the line

US thought their bombs would somehow work better than the Saudi force’s bombs (which were bought from the US)

And behind them all is Saddam Hussein, who lives on despite the loss of his best body double. Few know there was a second trap door: