Leopards

Edit: RAWR

You know how other countries with leader cults or authoritarian rulers have portraits of Dear Leader in every home?

This will be that.

What a stupid country.

A LITTLE PRIVACY EH? I’M WORKING OUT HERE.

Of course.

Unless one is murdering an unhoused man of colour causing a disturbance. Of course.

Those kids would be real upset if they knew about conflicts of interest.

After the headline-grabbing execution, questionable portions of the internet immediately began thirsting over images of the alleged killer while denouncing the corporate greed showcased by UnitedHealthcare and its peers.

Lol questionable.

Former Fox News host Megyn Kelly similarly slammed Mangione’s declaration on X writing, “His ‘lived experience’ is about to be punctuated by 3 squares a day and a fear of showering.”

Fuck you.

…with far-right political activist and former political correspondent for One America News Network Jack Posobiec writing on X: “There’s a reason the left supports murderers who shoot businessmen in the street.

“It’s a feature not a bug.”

You make it a feature.

After news on Mangione’s arrest came to light on Monday, Fox host Jesse Watters weighed in on the 26-year-old’s potential future in prison, claiming that he’s “not ready” and that he’s “gonna get annihilated.”

“I don’t think anyone’s ready [to go to prison],” Watters said on The Five. “This guy’s not ready. He’s way too soft. He’s gonna get annihilated on the inside, and good.”

“If he’s not gonna get the death penalty, maybe someone will do him justice behind bars,” he added. “That’s all I have to say about that.”

You get a fuck you too.

Seriously just stop calling yourselves free. And great. You aren’t.

That phrase is valid and apropos for the millions of voters, and apathetic non-voters, which it describes.

Because they don’t have to.

People don’t care enough to stop them.

*tinkle*

“I’m here for the third option.”

“Excuse me?”

“You know, the Gen X model. Give me the Skull Skates shirt and the Apathy sticker.”

I hope we all live to see Don and Elon’s treason trials and the debates over hanging before and after.

The USA.

Brings me back to Reddit in the early days of the 2022 invasion of Ukraine. Pessimism about war wasn’t very welcome among the lulz at Russia’s bluster about their prowess and impending parade in Kyiv. “Ukraine will win any day lol look Russia’s shit is crap”.

The USA is acting just like Russia. Leaders and people.

If it walks like a cuck, talks like a cuck, and cucks like a cuck, well…

“Attack me.”

Y’all need to check yourself before you wreck all of ourselves. Your infrastructure is pwned, you’re putting CEOs in charge of the country, kicking people out of the military, hinting at Geneva convention ignoring, and electing stupid people.

And you think you’ll just win. I swear.

Living in the setup of a shitty WWIII novel as the antagonist and aren’t aware enough of history to know it.

Ferengi code of dysfunction.

Barely more light than nightswitch.

Rudy will lead the resistance (R-USA) after he doesn’t get a cabinet pick-n-pardon soon.

It’s just more “and they’ll pay for it” like The Wall. He’s blackmailing entire economies to get credit for fixing complex drug and border issues by using his masterful business acumen.

You get: the illusion of free trade until I get mad at something and claim dumping

I get: somewhere to escape if things don’t go my way

Looks like a don’t-buy-me sign to me.