I’m sorry women won’t touch you.

Yeah, I would definitely rather listen to someone that can’t write or punctuate a single sentence.

No one would love touching Jabba.

That’s funny, but they’re literally living a different life than us. Biden gets the best government-paid care possible while Trump uses his scammed billions to give him every luxury he doesn’t deserve.

We’ve already got a “not Trump” candidate who is good enough for now.

False. We have a good enough president. Who’s behind in the polls and was already making people think he was too old, and that was before the debate. Then, he was freezing, saying the wrong thing, forgetting things, and appearing confused, while replying with an unconfident, raspy voice. Worst of all Trump offered him up softballs in the form of easily shut down lies and opportunities. Speaking of opportunities, this was the one as many eyes would be on him to see the difference between him and Trump. Any other competent candidate and debater would have eviscerated Trump.

I truly believe Joe is good for the country, but that won’t matter if he can’t win…

Ghosts aren’t real

You make some good points, but how can you expect people to read past this!? In-universe, ghosts are 100% real. That’s the entire premise of the movie!

It’s weird that you specify 40 when the Constitution says they only need to be 35. Doesn’t all of our recent political history show we need younger politicians?

Denver has plenty of homeless too, but come on. It’s nowhere near California-levels.

“Small dick?”

Happy Birthday, Flying Squid Sr (in-law). 🎂

I really don’t understand lazy censoring. You can either not use the thin pen tool or just spend a few more seconds making sure it’s unreadable. What’s the point of doing it at all if people can still decipher what you’re obscuring?

Is it renewable? No?? Then you can fuck all the way off, fossil Exec’s from fossil fuel companies…

I don’t think we can be friends anymore.

The apostrophe actually makes it a contraction, not possessive. So they’re really saying “the underpaid teacher who bought it with it is own money”. I know not everyone cares, but that’s how our weird language works…

I’m not overweight but did you know that, as a country, we can do more than one thing at a time?

How in the world is it even possible for such a painfully obvious gibbering lunatic to not only run for public office, but quite possibly win?

“Quite possibly”? I don’t know if you’re American or how closely you follow our politics, but… he did win the presidency, in 2016. Definitely disheartening and embarrassing for our country.

It was exactly the shitshow everyone expected: He was impeached twice, but never removed from office. He pulled out of international climate deals, and the strategic nuclear one with Iran. His administration was corrupt, ineffective, fumbled the COVID-19 response, and catered to giant corporations at the expense of working Americans. The fact that he was our president is pathetic, but the worst part is it could happen again, but now with his fascist intentions and planned political revenge…

Castle with the enemy rook.

Of course he supports Donald “I’ll be a dictator on day 1” Trump and thinks he should have immunity from crimes! You can always count on Republicans:

Gaslighting
Obstructing (progress & justice)
Projecting

Yeah, that’s insane. If he even set foot in Colorado, I think he’d be issued a mandatory water bottle…

Even if you did it for literally a second, I would have been traumatized as a kid. I was nervous in water and hate having my head under it.