You got time to duck?
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
You got time to duck?
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby
it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…
you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!
It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.
explain this to a person in 1998
Ad"Choices"…ugh, get stuffed.
At the as you exit filthy public grinder at Costco
could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube