“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie. Cool”

• Abed Nadir

Upvoted for choice comment and hysterical username.

Does this man know how to party or what??

I was about to say the same thing….

He’s not really being charged with hush money but how he gave the hush money. In simplistic terms he laundered money to not make it seem like he paid off a porn star. That’s what is illegal.

Yeah I didn’t read close enough. My mistake.

Shit you’re right. My bad. Let my shame be known.

Vice President breaks the tie.