Like they were ever going to.

If she was going to do something different to what the party wants, she’d never have been their nominee to start with.

Too late now, pal. You’ve all poisoned the well and now you have to drink it too.

You can get them on Amazon.

Hey, I’ve seen this one.

Which Echo devices ever supported local only processing? They cost about £30. There’s no kit that can do decent voice commands for that money. You’d be lucky to have a device that processes claps to turn the lights on for that.

Maybe their CEO shouldn’t have made it his life’s mission to become the world’s biggest cunt, then.

Instructions unclear.

Locked it behind a Discord community instead. 🤡

Come on guys, his company is only worth $157 billion.

Of course he can’t pay for content he needs for his automated bullshit machine. He’s not made of money!

Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Or save yourself the time and effort and just set fire to your house.

Those Temu/Wish.com batteries are the whole reason we have regulations.

And that is why I went to Firefox once Google announced this bullshit.

Swapping is pretty painless. It even brings over all your passwords and stuff these days. Best get to swapping before Google disable that as well. They’d just love to keep you hostage.

Wow. Musk pays millions to get Trump elected.

Trump offers to buy a single Tesla in response. Which he won’t do anyway, because he’s too cheap to pay for anything, so he’ll get given it for free and won’t drive it because he’s not allowed. He’s driven everywhere in The Beast which weighs about 10 tonnes.

Sort of but not really.

They aren’t really “the US economy”. Most of those corporations live outside the bounds of nations. They just have their HQ in the US. Manufacturing etc is done wherever is cheapest, and now they’re finding out that they might have to pay real wages and real money to make things in the US.

The losses per person are lower because people from all over the world have investments in those stocks. It’s been overvalued for a while and still is.

Americans will still end up poorer though, because even if they move the manufacturing, they’ll no longer be able to buy things at Chinese poverty wages.

Amazon bundle stuff from multiple sellers in the same location. They have no idea which of their third party sellers did it, and indeed could even be that a customer returned it for a full refund.

This has been an issue with Amazon for years.

They get stock from any third party sellers, stick it all together in the same place in the warehouse, then ship them out regardless of where they got them and which seller you bought from.

Honestly, they probably didn’t even need to spend money on the sticker or old CPU. They could have shipped boxes of sand for all the checking Amazon do. There’s absolutely no incentive for them to do so. They’ll never be held to account for all the fake shit they sell.

I’m not sure what the intent was, but the message we took was “children ruin everything”

The kid looked creepy as fuck too.

Did your uncle disappear one day and leave you a mysterious envelope?

Is your best friend a gardener?

Is another of your friends too tall to stand upright in your house, especially in his pointy hat?

It’s not a single player game. Or did you mean Forza?

Although if you’re offline you won’t be able to make an account anyway.

Exactly. You’d have a blurb, a barcode, and some screenshots from a better looking platform than the one you had.

Sounds about right. Needing an account for third party crossplay is nothing new.

This is the back of the Split Fiction box warning about needing an EA account and a billion other things.