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9 days agoOh, thank God. For a moment I was worried he might turn into a decent human being.
Oh, thank God. For a moment I was worried he might turn into a decent human being.
Or, hear me out, the man is a hypocrite who preaches morality but has no problem using a preteen girl to gratify his sexual desires.
This is what you put on when you want your guests to leave.
I was going to skim it but became so enthralled I read the whole thing. I don’t know why.
He should change his name to David Coppafeel.
That explains a lot.
He did so much crime he hasn’t the time.
Those fish are going to have quite a story to tell their friends when they get home.
What if the other head is not in the mood?
Buffalo wings aren’t made from real Buffalo, either. Hell, most Buffalo can’t even fly.