We take the protection of your personal information very seriously
Fuck, I loathe this corporate bullshit phrase. Obviously you didn’t take it serious enough, now did you? For some reason this phrase really grinds my gears. Fair enough that you had a data breach and so on, but don’t brush off the issue like this…
It’s only a matter of time before one of those old ships sticks us with a giant cleanup bill, and an environmental disaster in our waters. I know international waters are free for all, but some things should just not be allowed.
Also, a tiny pet peeve of mine: You can’t just replace an “ø” with an “o”. That’s like spelling “Smith” like “Smoth”. If it’s a font or system limitation; use “ö” or “oe”. I’m not a huge fan of the guy, but his name is “Løkke” not “Lokke”.
“D-A-D” (Disneyland After Dark} made a couple that might fit.
“Bad Craziness” is probably the closest.
“Sleeping My Day Away” could also work.
“Home Alone 4” is perhaps a little bit melancholic but not a sob fest.
Honorable mention is; “I Won’t Cut My Hair” it doesn’t fit the prompt, but it’s good for rocking out alone at home.
Enshittification in a nutshell.
Don’t think of your death as failure; think of it as fun! Don’t think of Wal-Mart’s price hikes as war profiteering, think of them as war… fun!
Almost no matter how you do it, it’s going to be a horrible waste of good drinking water to try to extract cooling from the temperature of the water. If you are in a dry climate, make a DIY swamp cooler. Otherwise shell out for a small AC unit.
Also; using your free lease-included water for stuff like that, is probably the quickest way to no longer have water included in your lease…