Oh God please let them drug test him sooner rather than later…

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I’ll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

And some of us have been for over 3 years…

Now I want a buddy cop long lost brother style movie with the 2 of them…

True, it seems people don’t like it when you poke fun at such a serious subject, I suppose it’s because dark comedy is like food: not everyone gets it.

Pay the lady whatever she asks and make it sound COMPLETELY like her. Worth it.

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The kicker is normally the highest scoring player on the team, they really are weirdly underappreciated.

Here’s the thing tho, if it ACTUALLY met the N95 filtering standard, and looked cool as shit… I’d absolutely buy one.

I agree with some of what you said but not all of it. So I don’t agree, uh, all the way? One hundred percent? With the totality of your statement? There’s gotta be a better way to say that.

Fucking speed runners.

I’m pretty sure he has a lawyer and will have a day in court, which is literally the basic protections of the law. Kanye is a piece of shit, we don’t prosecute for that.

Bad and illegal are 2 different things.

Honestly I’m all for freedom of the press bit there’s a lot of nuance here as to whether what he did was legal… He didn’t explicitly have permission to access what he accessed so it’s definitely a gray area which is exactly what the courts are supposed to decide.

Yeah but that’s not what you said. You said the White House said the company wouldn’t be financially responsible, Biden said the federal government would provide funding to get the bridge rebuilt as soon as possible, meaning not wait for the company to pay for the damages, which will of course take years (which is the real problem here). You’re spinning it in a very different way.

Yeah that’s not what he said.