Because they didn’t need training. Or that’s what we all thought. They were born with an internet that was basically Google. We needed to learn command line, they needed to learn how to press one button.

And it really is that way… Until they need to do something more complex and realize they can’t.

They are not tech-savvy, we had to dumb down technology so boomers and gen Z’ers could use it.

And we really hope our problem ends up like Brazil’s one.

Imagine being held responsible for what your firearms do if you don’t secure them. We can’t have that, I need my weapon to be always ready in case my kid wants to shoot themselves and die!

You’ve committed the “crime” of being poor while diagnosed with a lethal (but curable) illness that you can’t afford. Now you’ve died.

See, the risks of being poor are slightly different than the risks of not being poor.

Those kids needed guns to defend themselves. It’s clear that the best way to solve the firearms problem is to give more firearms so people with firearms can defend from people with firearms.

I wonder if there might be some kind of flaw in my reasoning…

“Modern Nazis assault Gazan truck drivers working for aid organizations in order to help with the genocide their nazi government is committing”.

There, I fixed the headline for you.

It’s pretty simple: did Elon design a legal representative as asked by the judge?

He could have avoided this, but he thought he was above the law, and guess what? He’s not.

And nothing of value was lost.

Yes, please!!

The news is that they used a taser instead of shooting him.

Counterpoint: he might die throwing a tantrum after losing.

We can’t talk to the dead, how can we say for sure he’s not better that way?

I’ll save you a click because I hate clickbait headlines:

It’s medical errors.

They didn’t, when I’m 2020 he attempted (and failed) a coup. If that wasn’t your wake up call, I don’t know what would be.

So they created a monster and the monster is now out of control. What a surprise, huh?

Well, I’ve got something to tell you: fuck you and all your shitty GOP. If you didn’t see this coming, you only deserve an absolute defeat and disappearing into oblivion.

But what’s actually happening here is not that. No, what’s happening here is that your fucking party got so unhinged (by your own hands) that only the most deranged people are willing to vote for you, and that’s scary, right? That’s scary because there are not enough wackos to make you win an election, and now you’re really fearing the fact that you might be losing elections for generations thanks to all the damage your monster did to yourselves.

Well, you know what? I’m glad. I’m happy you’re so fucked right now that you prefer losing an election over winning it because of how much damage the win can do to yourselves.

I would use legal alternatives… Had they the content I want…

Right now, if I want to follow an anime in Europe? Maybe first season is in netflix, but second could be in crunchyroll (maybe), then half of the third is in an obscure and unknown service… And the other half is in Amazon prime.

I want to pay the legal alternative, what I won’t do is subscribe to 6 different streaming services a month, that won’t guarantee the availability of a show even after the first month and watching ads forcedly.

Piracy is a service problem. And with streaming, we have a huge service problem.

It’s videogames. It’s always videogames.

Unironically asking: do we know if the package thieves were white?

It’s sad, but it’s probably relevant for your statement.

Guys guys, I think you’re exaggerating a bit with this feature.

I mean, what’s so bad in it to be hated like this?

Whatever is so wrong in giving a company known for their awful privacy respect and incredibly high data collection they do on the computes a history of literally everything you do on your pc, key presses included?

It’s encrypted! They surely won’t be able to do anything with it, right?

…

Right???

Edit: typo

Yeah, of “normal” family values. To a rep dipshit, this kid is obviously not “normal” and I’ll bet an arm that there’s already been an idiot or hundred that asked if the kid is vaccinated.