• felix@pnw.zone
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    22 hours ago

    Any allies game to go to the mayor’s office and conduct a shit-in?

    Can’t legally use a bathroom? Let’s go on the floor.

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      I can legally shit in any room. I even have a card somewhere licensing me to do so. My shits are the stankiest. I can’t make it to Odessa until 11/1 (i have an appointment today) but I will gladly drop a deuce directly in his office.

      edit: i just got home from my appointment I need a flight to odessa if we’re gonna do this

      edit: I’ve been saving up. It’s gonna be a très

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        “PROVE, THAT YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH AND COURAGE, TO BE FREE” They said, shitting on the floor

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      22 hours ago

      There should be a name for this. “The constituent letter” or “The Pelosi kiss” or maybe “The MAGA crayon.”