At this point if witches started attacking id barely even skim the article before going back to scrolling.
“Good for them”
This is just poor transcription.
The full conversation was as follows:
Officer 1: “I like those big cats.”
Officer 2: “Yeah? Tigers or leopards?”
Officer 1: “Which is spotted?”
I like “witches spotted” much better
I thought it was about gardening
Officer 1: There’s a garden of nightshade
Officer 2: That could be tomatoes or potatoes
Officer 1: Which is potted?
Pretty sure it was: Officer 1: arrest that stoner, he pirated Oppenheimer!
Officer 2: I got two guys here chief, both look like the hacker type, using something in their phones called “Lemmee?”
Officer 1: Which is pothead?
Definitely a crossword.
Officer 1: Thirteen down. Ten letters. Another name for a cauldron. Starts with ‘w’, ends with ‘t’.
Officer 2: That’s a witches’ pot, Ted.
Hey Coach, did you get wordle today?
Officer 1: You heard about that massive flying butt plug…
Officer 2: You don’t believe that shi…
Officer 1: Which was spotted.