• MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Okay, but my question is this… If he wasn’t dressed in a fat suit, would he have fallen at all?

    The answer may surprise you.

    And that answer is… probably.

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        2 months ago

        Plus an advertisement, 3 paragraphs about Ian’s age, an advertisement, 4 more about the show that are just an advertisement for the show, an advertisement, a segue about the importance of bone health as you age and why the author likes Dasuquin senior supplements to keep himself feeling young, an advertisement, and finally that the fat suit maybe helped.

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          But you must first start your explanation with the “history of falling”. The history should comprise about 30%-50% before you actually talk about the current state of the topic. “In ancient Mesopotamia falling was considered…”

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      2 months ago

      Damn now that’s good headlining and analysis. You should go into journalism.