“crime is so low in [southwest Florida]”

Says the guy who commits crimes all the time.

Would his cousin be the sherrif’s deputy’s deputy now?

I thought conservatives were against participation trophies

So the clown that brought his loaded gun to airport, and who got cited for tailgating, speeding, driving with a suspended license, when he rear-ended a Florida State trooper is now an honorary county sheriff and is excited to serve in this powerless role that requires him to do nothing. I wonder how much he bribed the sheriff’s office for that trinket?

Do Madison and Gaetz share foreheads along with teens?

Someone had fun at local orgy it seems

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/04/22/madison-cawthorn-photos-00027286

The guy who lost a fist fight to a tree?