“You read the second part of a trilogy. What about reading the first part! Other customers did.”

Amazon knows what they sell is usually garbage, so it’s a safe assumption that you’ll be back to buy another soon enough.

Me - spends half a day researching pipe grips and ends up buying a set of Knipex because I know it’s the last set I’ll ever need to buy

Google - BONJOUR

How hard can it be to just add a column to a table for the product data? Add one date field called consumable. If it’s populated with a duration in days, then try to sell it to them again, if it’s now been after that duration since they bought it last time. Washing detergent? One month per box. Guitar strings? 4 months. Toilet seat? Just don’t populate it, it’s not a consumable.

They weren’t expecting that toilet seat to last that long… 😅

I turned those notifications off years ago

Can’t say that I’ve ever received an ad email from Amazon. Is that even a thing?