Wow! New feature! Now you can CHOOSE how many paper towels you grab from the roll!
It’s not the same as it used to be.
The individual sheets used to be twice as big.
Yeah, kinda weird to see it on mildlyinfuriating.
Still are if you don’t buy a select a size roll.
Oh to be young again. This is fairly new. The old standard size was 2 of these together, a square.
And I’ve seen plenty of the older square sizes still being sold, so it’s still necessary to mark the different sizes
I’m always shocked when I get the old style as who the hell needs that much paper most of the time?
I do. With the select a size version, I almost always pull at least two.
They’re perforated to half the size that paper towels typically used to be. It’s common now but wasn’t in the past.
For reference, they still sell these too: Full Sheets
I want them perforated about every 12.7mm so I can truly select what I need.
That’s not useful for me when I want a 6.35mm size though. We need more granularity!
more granularity!
Isn’t that sand paper?
just wait for the mess to dry and sand it down
.50cal paper towels
I want a bag of paper fibres I can sprinkle into the spill
I’ve noticed that the sheets that are “select a size” seem to be using this to list a lower per sheet cost.
So if you’re trying to compare prices in the supermarket it comes in at half the per unit pricing of normal sized paper towels while being the same size roll or smaller and costing the same or more.
It just feels like they’re trying to cheat the system a little rather than trying to create a new product or be more useful.
That’s silly. Compare per sq ft, not sheet size. There’s no guaranteed sheet size. Same thing with toilet paper.
For reference, this is Brawny paper towels where the sheets are perforated the other direction, allowing you to actually tear a half sheet. This is what “select a size” should mean.
Oh sweet summer child, paper towels used to only come in large square sheets.
These smaller “select a size” didn’t become common until around the year 2000.
Oh sweet summer child
No one has ever said that without sounding like an obnoxious dickhead
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I think it just sounds like southern USA
Only 3 options? Does Brawny think it’s illegal to grab 3/4 of a sheet?
Or 5/4, 6/4, 7/4,…
Why only the one half? What if I want the other half?
No, you must always throw the other half away.
That’s how they get ya
We should really make a law against that.
This picture clearly demonstrates that the original picture is, in fact, select-a-size since they are 1/2 size instead of full size.
That’s not select-a-size. That’s just tiny ass paper towels. Select-a-size towels have no perforations and you cut them with scissors.
i saw an ad for toilet paper in a 100 year old magazine, bragging: now with less splinters!
Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young.
Paper towels, for most of my life (I’m old AF), were as long as they were wide. Square, they were. Bounty originated select-a-size by perforating them twice as frequently, so they were half as long as wide. Others eventually followed suit and now youngsters think that’s how it’s always been.
To be fair to OP, they really should’ve stopped advertising this as a feature years ago. It’d be like if sliced bread was still advertised as “Now sliced for your convenience!” or whatever.
They still sell the square cut rolls though. This lets the buyer know it is the narrower cut.
F off with that “larger select a size” crap though.
This stuff happens when a market is actually healthily competitive. Marketing just makes up random bullshit because consumers are stupid.
